Dear Football Season,
I'm so ecstatic you are finally here! Your start conjures up images of sweaters and crisp autumn colors, of pompons and jerseys, and the farfetched hope that the Redskins won't suck it up too bad this season. I know, I know -- but hey, a girl can dream, right? I celebrate you with Tostitos Scoops and salsa, sleeping in my Portis jersey again every night, and my adorable "I <3 Quarterbacks" undies. You make me miss being a cheerleader...but only a little bit.