Dear Guys From Jersey,

I think it's great that you are really excited about your life in the Garden State. Yes, they made a movie about it. I think they've also made one or two movies about New York City. Not sure, but I could look them up.

I bet Hoboken is really rocking and totally the new Manhattan. How could it not be? All my friends from the South call and say they are going to be visiting Hoboken on their next vacation, not me in the city - so could I please come out there to join in the fun?

You seem really nice. I appreciate the attention. Although, I am a bit alarmed that you live so close to your mother. So, here's the deal. I really don't want to date you. It's not me, it's your geography.

thanks for asking,
blondie