Dear People On The New Fox Reality Series "Nashville",

If you are going to shoot scenes in my hometown, at the bars I go to, and my apartment complex, at least do something entertaining. I may not have bleach blond hair and a perfect body, but I think my life is significantly more amusing. No one cares that you're trying to make it as singer-songwriters. I'm partial, but my friends could make much better television.

Work On It,
A

P.S. No one I know here has that thick of an accent or drives a Ford pick-up from the 60's down Belmont Blvd.