Dear Subway Boy,
I don't like you. The fact that i have not returned your calls for two weeks or that i TOLD YOU that i was going on a weekend trip with another guy is not a hint to you, scares me. But you do come off as a little dumb. And that's kind of funny. Not to mention, you are a little too feminine to be telling girls that you can't stop thinking about them.
Also- most girls don't like it when you tell them that they aren't supposed to know about about certain things (i.e.: computers). Misogyny is so totally 1952.
Please stop taking up space in my voicemail seeing that it is scarce already since i never check it, even when ML calls. Or my boss.
Your Pink Floyd Tattoo is really dumb,