This is why my friends are funnier than yours...
Dear Liz Lange,
Your maternity clothes are so adorable that I often find myself passing the racks while cradling my midsection, as if willing there to be a bump present that is in need of clothing. Those fall trenches are just to die for. Maybe I'll shove a pillow under my shirt a-la playing house with some incompetent 5 year old boy in kindergarten. Then not only will I be wearing a killer coat but people will also dote on me and tell me that I'm glowing. Although I'm pretty sure all of the positive attention would end when I start ordering multiple alcoholic beverages while posing as a woman in her third trimester. But I'd still look cuter than anyone else in the bar.