you know I'm there for you, right? I always HAVE BEEN and you cant question me on that. But, seriously, I'm NOT prepared to spend my lunchbreak consoling you because you complain that you're fat when you come up with an "answer" (i say answer because they are merely excuses) for everything I suggest to try to help you.
Cheer The Fuck Up and Stop Eating KFC (oh sorry, you can't "because...because...well...because you don't have time ok!!!")
Happy Skinny Jodie