Dear Personals,

ONE busty, hot, blonde seeking ONE over-achieving, distinguished gentleman to lend comfort for a short period of time.

You? Likes to be told what a big, powerful man you are, arm candy, mind-blowing BJs, and a woman that can pretend like she's fascinated by anything you say.

Me? Likes checks, cash, credit cards and gifts that are E-bayable. and vodka. lots of vodka.

Clingy nerds need not apply. This is a short-term whirlwind offer only. Married men preferred (I may need to leverage this escapade in the future).

call me,

Blondie