Dear Hot Shot Driving Your Mid-Life Crisis Mobile,

I am concerned for your well-being. Taking a wide turn into your parking space at 2mph is very dangerous. You could have fish-tailed or, worse, completely spun out. Slow it up next time, Turbo. Now pass me your helmet and steering wheel. I'll get the pit crew checking your oil pressure.

Hoping to be hired by the next Mario Andretti,

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