Someone posted this a few weeks ago....

Dear Crush,

This not telling our friends thing is getting OLD. Everyone knows and you know that. No one approves of our "nights together," however, I don't care. Yes, our friends may be right on one level or another. Yes, I may be more attractive than you. Yes, you may talk shit about me behind closed doors, but I do the same to you. And yes, you may be a 24 year-old, manic depressive alcoholic but you make sex fun, not gonna lie. I mean c'mon, there are not too many men I would have sex with on a bar stool in the middle of the bar while I was relatively sober. I also get that you don't want a commitment, but if my memory serves, I never asked for one. So man up, get over yourself and let's keep having a good time, regardless of popular opinion. They aren't the one you're going home with.

XOXO,
R&R

RE:Dear drunken pirates,

Holy shit this is about me. Here I am being a total narcissist and yet she's right, R&R does look better than me, she fucks better than me and most of the time I can be a total elephant cock but she still comes back. And you know what, she make sex fun as well; I cannot wait for the cockring. By the way the bar stool we fucked on was located in some upper-class bar called stool pigeons.

P.S. and your definition of "relatively sober" means being able to drive us back home before we both black out :)

Besos
Soulja boy