Dear Girls in LA,

Wow, since my last entry to Dear Life about you on Aug. 9th, it’s only taken you 80 something odd days to figure what a studly awesome dude I am. Three girls in one week? ‘Bout friggin time. Revenge hook-up with the chick who blew you off? Check. World-traveling bikini model? Check. Insanely hot blind date with pierced nipples? Check. Is it because the hair is growing out? Or is it the fact that I really stopped caring about women in general? Doesn’t matter, now the fun part begins. Thank goodness I’m a fantastic juggler. This could get expensive. And thank you all for making my peen seem like the only one in town. I’m gonna have some good stories for this blog...

I win at life,
Tyler