Dear His Holiness the Dalai Lama,

I'm so sorry my attention is not on you right now. I should be so excited that I get to have my picture taken with you and some one-on-one meditation time but I'm not. I'm way too excited for the tequila driven BFF reunion next weekend. I need to pack hot sexy dresses to match the tequila and farm animals.

You understand right? I mean you are THE MAN when it comes to understanding.

Love,
Buddha

P.S. Don't worry about China, she thinks she's all that and a bag of chips. Whatev, You're a total rock star!