Dear Jake Delhomme,

Everyone in Charlotte is crying for you (ok, with the exception of the 1/2 million Steelers fans). I considered shedding a tear over the fact that you are on injured reserve for the remainder of the season, but then I remembered that what that actually means is I will get to drool over David Carr in your starting position through post-season.

Although if some beefed up giant of a lineman fucks up David's back again leaving you both incapacitated, I will regret ever writing this. Lets not even talk about the team's options if this were to happen.

Get Well Soon,
G

PS: Everyone Google image David Carr right now. Yes that's right we have a Backstreet Boy look-a-like leading our team. Do me.