Dear My Next Boyfriend,

I have yet another requirement of you. I am going to need you to have an exceptional amount of talent in the area of small stringed instruments. This means a mastery of at least one if not all of the following: mandolin, fiddle, ukelele, banjo.

Guitars are ok but I am kind of over them. And violins are too border-line gay. So if you can stick to the above mentioned list that would be perfection. And for those that are taking notes, may I just mention that a general love of the outdoors and scruffy beard are other great compliments to this new required skill set.

Exibit A:



God please grant me a mountain man.

G