Dear set of three girls walking down Craig-

The fact that you all were wearing the same exact blue and gold "PITT" hoodie was adorable! I think its great that all of you have such a strong friendship that you can play twinsies (well, triplet[sies?] in this case...) while you are in college. No, seriously. I think its awesome. But, i think i would be embarrassed to be with you. Maybe i'm just jealous.

Also:

Dear Rehearsal Reports and Anything Associated With My Job-

FUCK YOU.

Love,
cj