Dear Sick Pedo Of A Grandfather,

Thanks for proving yourself to be even more shoddy of a human being than I thought possible. Normally, I am a rather empathetic person, however, I hold no sympathy for you despite the fact that you are decrepit and pathetic. I was nothing short of disgusted that I heard you had made repeated and unwanted sexual advances at your 23 year old nurse. She is MY age, you sick bastard. Why in God's name would she ever want anything to do with a crotchety 90 year old man?! Oh right, she wouldn't. And you knew she wouldn't. And you did it anyway because you are an abhorrent person. Don't blame it on dementia or loneliness. You are fully cognizant of your actions and how much you hurt people.

I hope you will enjoy the fact that due to your actions you have now been blackballed from recieving any in-home healthcare, leaving you fucked. Have fun with your rapidly declining health. I won't be at your funeral.

Go Break A Hip,
A