Dear Victoria's Secret,

Our relationship is becoming a problem. I really don't have that much money. And having the VS credit card makes it extremely hard to not buy cute sweatpants when they go on sale. My only complaint about your sweet, sweet products is that you only have good sales online, where I have to pay shipping anyway which makes it as expensive as it would've been in the store full price. WTF. Why are you so extremely good at being addictive? You're really, really hurting my checking account...

ouch,
ML