Dear Boy Who Stood Me Up TWICE (Same guy from Friday),
Really? I don't get it. You seek me out, ask me to hang out, and then when i say "Yeah, sure. I'll be there" you do not answer your phone when i call to see if you are still at that place. Its also fairly unattractive when you FACEBOOK MESSAGE ME the next day to tell me that you are sorry for not answering my phone calls because you were too drunk. TWO TIMES IN A ROW. Wtf? If you aren't into me, its cool. I can take it. I'm just relieved that i don't have your presence in my life to deter me from making out with Boy From D.C. who comes to visit this week.
Pretty Much Over It Before It Began-
ps: you kind of suck at making out.