Dear Mom,

Please don't knock on my door at 7:30 a.m. and ask me to walk the dog. Not when it's freezing outside and I have 3-4 hours of sleeping left. Also, when I tell you i will, but when I wake not refuse my help. She is a dog, mind you. We have yard. If she has to pee, open the front door. I will be more than happy to PLAY with her and take her on an extended adventure into the wilderness when I am done getting the rest my body craves. I'll even pick up her shit up with an inside out bag.


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