Dear Sex,

I miss you. I really would like to meet you again soon. Actually, sex, can you possibly come with a boy attached that'll stick around? Like, two for one? A sexy boy who'll will fuck me, and stay around and continue fucking me. I love that idea. Sex, this boy has to be at least 5'9" with a large penis, and bedroom decency. Thanks, dude.

-j

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