Dear Friend Turned Landlord-

HEY. CAN YOU GO PLAY YOUR FUCKING GUITAR, SING AND STOMP SOMEWHERE ELSE? Its really starting to bother the FUCK out of me. And it REALLY MAKES ME HATE YOU. A LOT. I'm living BELOW you. I have a script to memorize for tomorrow and thanks to your AWESOME FOOT STOMPING i am not going to be able to recite my lines WITHOUT STAMPING MY OWN FEET. GO be a rockstar on the floor ABOVE YOU. The carpet in your MUSIC STUDIO will help cushion the noise. WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO MUCH?

Praying to god you pass out drunk soon-
cj