Dear Fellow Human Males:
Video Games? Sure, they’re entertaining and technologically impressive. I give you that.
But they are Kryptonite to women, fucktards! Here’s what women think of video fun: “Look! A bunch of cute boys in a room ignoring me. BYE!”
And you “don’t dance?” Uh…that’s something women do in DROVES. If you even show up and bounce you gain points. Actually become GOOD at it, then you can be seen as “fun.” You know, somebody about whom she thinks, “Oh, we have to call HIM, we’re going out!”
On second thought…nevermind. Carry on. I’ll pick up your slack.
Just wondering how our species isn’t extinct,