Dear Hot, Sexy Boy,

Ay yo, I have a crush on you. Like, a monstrous crush. Which is cool cause its not even liking you. Its a crush. Yes! I haven't had one of those in forever. Anyway, point being, please can we fuck soon? Because it's been almost a month since the first time, and I am pining for your penis in my vag. And, your tongue in my mouth. I really hope you were serious when you said that if you have anything to do with it, it'll happen a 2nd, 3rd, and 4th time. I can work with that. If I have anything to do with it, however, it'll be more like 6 or 7 times. Cause, DAYUM, you make me hottttt. Ha.

Pining,
-j