Dear Family-

I am so excited to see you tomorrow! Its been forever. I was beginning to think of you all as mythical beasts. Like, unicorns or Bigfoot. And Mom? Don't feed me too much booze. I'm not accustomed to curbing myself while inebriated. And I have commented that your prize lampshades would made pretty hats...

On second thought lets get really drunk tomorrow to make this 1000 times more fun,
cj

eeeee!!!! apple/pumpkin pie!!!

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