Dear Guy Who Conceals His Wedding Ring Every Time I Go To Pay My Verizon Bill,

I'm glad you remember me, but you can keep your flirting to yourself. Sure, I'll flirt back with you, but let's be honest with ourselves...I'm sure you have a tubby wife waiting at home under a woven throw for you.

Also, you work in a kiosk. My parents would never accept you.

Love,
A