Dear migraine,

Leave, please. I have had you since yesterday. And, it's more intense today. I mean I CANNOT be hungover from 3 beers and 2 forties that I SHARED anyways. Seriouslyyyy. So, let's get real here. Just peace the fuck out. You're unnecessary. You're making me angry. And, I have plans tonight that include heavy drinking.. so if I feel like complete shit tonight and am unable to experience FUN, then you're really gonna get it. I have taken Excedrin, Vicodin, and all sorts of headache relievers. AND I AM NOT RELIEVED. I'm pretty we're gonna fight soon.

SWEET,
Me