Dear Boys in America,

This is just to let you know we are done. Last night I:
1) Gave my number to a cute American guy
2) Let a very tall dark and handsome Polish man buy me many, many hard ciders
3) Spent most of the evening talking, dancing and making out with an absolutely adorable English chap
4) Somehow end the night spooning with handsome Scottish boy.
London is fucking amazing. I am never ever EVER coming home!

Now an ex-pat,
Shameless

Ps. Did I mention the Scots name was Angus? Like for real? God London is like a buffet of international hotties.