Dear Goblin,

Who the fuck do you think you are? I didn't wanna land on you during Spin the Bottle. But, it happened and you couldn't kiss me? You're not better than me. I am way more attractive than you. And, I am way more of a decent person. So, fuck you. Your audacity is ridiculousssss. I seriously don't understand it. Every other guy there was sexier and better looking than you. And, they kissed me? So, what the fuck. You're a piece of shit. This shouldn't be bothering me. But, it is. So, I just wanted to give you a nice fuck off.


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