Dear Chick-fil-A Delivery Guy,

I was delighted when I received your delivery call at my office. I was expecting "John Smith" on my caller ID but instead was pleasantly surprised with "DAT N!?*#$." Wow, I mean clearly you are "big pimp'n" in your Chick-fil-A delivery shirt and tie but come on.

Holla,
Buddha

P.S. Thanks for the extra brownie, you roll'n.