Dear Hover Crafts,
I really appreciate it when I go to use the bathroom after you and the toilet looks like a St. Bernard used it as its watering hole. And I know that isn't water. How difficult is it really to get a huge wad of toilet paper and clean up your own mess, those cleaning ladies don't get paid enough to clean up your piss. Do you think that the toilet magically threw up all over the seat after you flushed? No, you peed all over the seat, like a frat boy after a long night of drinking. Nice aim shooter. So do us all a favor and take the extra 2 seconds to put down a toilet seat cover or a couple sheets of paper, we're supposed to be the cleaner gender. And if you just dont have enough time, deal with it, take a seat.