Dear Mr Hottie from the Band Who I am in Love with,

After our 4 hour hot conversation about how much I like you and you like me and we want to date but you have a girlfriend.... I have been completely convinced that you should should break up with her and have me.

Apparently you thought that you should break up with her too, and I guess it was perfect timing when I told you to listen to "Girlfriend" by Avril Lavigne. That's amazing, but now I need a new song to dedicate you.

I am excited we can hang out now, let's get it on.


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