Dear My Sister's Shoe Collection,

God I covet you so hard. J. Crew brown leather riding boots, flat black suede knee-high boots, and enough ballet flats for a small troupe. Now I just need to plot a way to swipe all of you during the upcoming Yuletide season when we will once again be under the same roof for at least a week straight. Do you think she will notice that you are all missing?

*evil plot planning snicker*,
G