Dear Self,

Perhaps you should take this as a hint that wow, you are not the fiancee and the fiancee WILL WIN. This is not a contest but instead an overwhelming but expected victory on her part. She will win. She will dominate. And that is that. Please read this message, understand it, and take it to heart. Even though this is actually literally the last thing in the world you want to read.

Yep, laying it out,
Your higher self

1 comment:

cf said...

Dear Self,

Wow, I wish MY higher self would lay down the tough love like yours does. That's pretty bitchin'. You'll thank her in the end, I'm sure.

Proud Of You,