Dear sense of self respect,

Where did you come from? Just a month ago I was running around like a drunken whore and now I have the desire to hold off on any hook ups and hold out for a real relationship. What? Maybe it's because it's getting colder. Maybe it's because I feel I will be turning old as shit in a month. Maybe it's because everyone and their mom is engaged/married/expecting their 8th most adorable child in the whole world, or so you tell us.

I suddenly have the extreme urge to have couples game nights with me and all my friends and our significant others while wearing turtlenecks.

Not sure if I like this or not,

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