Dear Superior Who Is Old Enough To Be My Father,

It is slightly awkward when you say things to me like..."You weren't at that meeting were you?!...Oh WAIT, YES YOU WERE! That was the day you were wearing that little white dress of yours." Or like today, when I said, "I get really itchy in the winter" and you say "Well, that's why you should slather your body in lotion". You mean nothing by it, but awkward.

Love,
A