dear illness,

what the fuck? when i woke up with a sore throat i was angry but an hour into work you hit me with aches and pains, chills then sweats then repeat, pounding headache, dizziness, upset stomach, and VOMITING?! you've crossed the line with the puking, buddy. so, why don't you fuck off? i don't wanna be sick. its 72 degrees outside. i got shit to do that doesn't include having the plague.

you better not be mono,
-j

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

j-

the exact same thing happened to me this morning!

feeling your aches and pains
st

Anonymous said...

oh man, that sounds like the flu!

ps - who gets the flu in April??

-K