Dear McDonalds Value Meal,

After the day I had yesterday you well worth the calories and carcinogens. The effect of a medium fries and chicken Mcnuggets after no fast food for six months was like crack cocaine on my system. So what if I have to put on a bikini in like, a month? You were worth every magical bite. Same goes for you giant chocolate bar.

Think I'm having withdrawal...
Shameless