Dear 8 - 5 corporate job,

I think I'm done being a Yuppy. I liked working you for awhile and having money. Now I feel like its just not worth it to sacrifice 70% of my waking day running financial illustrations and cost of living adjustments. I think I'm going to quit you and go back to school for something meaningful. I hope you will still be around in case I fail miserably.

With utmost respect,
Paul

P.S. I fucking hate wearing shirt and ties everyday.