Dear black woman with bad teeth,

Last night you shook your glass at me while i was taking your friends order. You also clapped your hands at me rudely as if i was blind. While I realize I am amazing, I can't do everything at once. Next time you go out to eat hold your horsies until the waitress/waiter has finished taking everyone's order and then ask politely for a refill. Got it?

Love ya,
Anna