Dear Attention Span,

Why are you so short? I realize my job is boring, but it's really hard to get anything done when you are just all over the place; forcing me to look at Facebook, talk on Gchat and stare into space aimlessly. Will you always be this fickle? How will I ever hold down a real job? I thought that Adderoll was only for stressed out college students, but if you don't shape up, desperate measures will have to be taken.

Took me 15 minutes just to write this email,


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