Dear Fergie, commonly (but most certainly not fondly) known as "Fuggie,"
Don't listen to them. I love you. You're totally bangin and I would definitely hit that. Along with your smokin' bod, you have many other desirable qualities. One of them being that you are compassionate enough to share your knowledge of spelling with the world. Thanks to you, I can now never spell glamorous incorrectly.
Without You I'd Never Win A Spelling Competition,