Dear Bryce,

I was so flattered to have our encounter be so memorable for you that you decided to post a Missed Connection on Craigslist. However, you are an ugo a complete UGO! I was not sure that night if you were attractive or not (lets blame the tequila) but facebook has confirmed that I actually cannot be seen in public with you.


PS but your friend was kinda hot...from what I can remember..which isnt much.

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