Dear Patient,

I checked you in and out yesterday. You had a $20 co pay. I thought you were very cute, I love skinny guys with glasses and curly hair. Too bad its frowned upon to ask out patients and that I won't be in town when you come back to get your stiches out. Though it seems the universe is keeping us apart, I still want to keep only fond memories of you so please don't come back to the doc for anything gross like herpes. Thanks,


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