Dear Generic Brand of Birth Control

You fucked me up! So what if i am not getting laid anymore....so what if I wanted to save myself another embarrassing encounter with the gyno and save $10 a month by not refilling my prescription? But did you have to put my cycle in hibernation? If there was a chance of me being prego I would be worried but whenever I think about how late I am, I am just reminded of how long its been since I got some...thanks.

Pissy And Unable To Blame It On Hormones

Massie