Dear Life,

FYI if you don't get yourself together today, you just might be homeless. Besides the fact that you only have 5 days to find a roommate, a place to live, movers, a job and several hundred dollars are MIA... you just may end up vomiting and then chocking on your own puke. Good work, you really did well with yourself. You asshole.

Get it together, You loser,
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