Dear Jessica Cutler,

Pardon me for saying this, but you have the most perfect vagina I have ever seen. My gay boyfriend agrees. Frankly, you make me feel inadequate. My no-no place is not nearly as aesthically appealing. I'm really insecure now.

Chalk it up to being bored and perusing google images.

Inadequate,
A

P.S. I swear I'm not a total lez.