Dear "Missed Connections" On Craigslist Today,
You make me so upset I could cry. I hate it when people pour their tiny little hearts out (http://nashville.craigslist.org/mis/384433664.html) so upset that they forget to have any regard for grammar, punctuation, or spelling, THEN some bastards (http://nashville.craigslist.org/mis/384643949.html ; http://nashville.craigslist.org/mis/384589479.html) have to come along and rip the poor girl/guy to shreds. As if they're not in enough agony already.
I read you for entertainment and lighthearted fun. Not to read people crush each other's (maybe slightly hopeless) desires.
Ok, I know I'm being hypocritical, but I don't believe in making people feel that way...to their face...as long as they're not a sketch guy in a bar trying to get inside my skinny jeans. I may not be the nicest, but I don't like kicking crying puppies when they're down. Or reading about it.
P.S. Yes, I'm aware that I am the darkest of pots calling the kettle black. I'M A WORK IN PROGRESS, OKAY?!