Dear Beyonce,

You make millions of dollars. Your boyfriend is one of the biggest entrepreneurs the rap world has ever seen. You lie about your age. And your signature pose consists of you showing off your armpits.

I don't feel bad laughing at your latest misfortune on youtube.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=XYHswb_fRcQ

I Guess You're Still Bootylicious Though,
A