Dear Little Blue And Orange Pills That Make Me Feel Like I Will Never Sleep Again In 2007,
Thank you. Thank you so much.
Also, I appreciate you making me feel so wired I could run to Maine and back. If only my heart didn't feel like it was about to jump out of my pupils. I feel as jittery as I did the first time a guy felt me up.
Ok, I'm gonna go do like 180 toe-touches, run a few laps around my apartment complex, and throw up.