Dear Past Me,
Remember when you said last night in an attempt to avoid the situation, "You know who handles complicated situation well? Future me." Yeah, bad idea. While quite the funny line, not so funny when future me wakes up as present me with future friend as present friend with his future girlfriend as present girlfriend still out of town.
Damn You Stephen Hawking And The Space-Time Continuum,
present me, also known as "future me" from last night