Dear Bus Driver At DisneyWorld,

Thank you for plowing my mom with a greyhound bus on my 13th birthday right in front of my face. I will forever have psychological issues, including many I'm sure I'm not even aware of because of your carelessness. Thanks for shattering my vision of 'the happiest place on Earth' and making me more cynical of a bitch. You're lucky she walked away with stitches and a hefty lawsuit.

You Explain Why I have Nightmares About Mickey Raping Me,

No comments: